No Problem

ONE: Here’s the problem—

TWO: What problem?

ONE: The problem.Here it is.

TWO: There is no problem.

ONE: Oh, yes there is a problem.

TWO: How can there be a problem?

ONE: How can there be a problem?

TWO: Yes. How can there be a problem?

ONE: How can there be a problem?

TWO: Yes. That’s what I’m asking.

ONE: I should ask you—

TWO: But I already asked you—

ONE: But I want to know more.

TWO: How do you know?

ONE: How do I know what?

TWO: How do you know that you want to know more?

ONE: I always want to know more. That’s why I read.

TWO: Read what?

ONE: What do you mean?

TWO: What I mean is what do you read?

ONE: My point is that I read because I want to know more.

TWO: I thought you wanted to know more than me.

ONE:  Of course.

TWO: I mean that you wanted to know more strongly than me.

ONE: That too.

TWO: What too?

ONE: I want to know more, more profoundly than you.

TWO: More what?

ONE: See? That’s the problem.

TWO: What problem?

ONE: The problem.

TWO: In which I come up short how?

ONE: You don’t know?

TWO: How could I know?

ONE: Wouldn’t you just know? Shouldn’t you just know?

TWO: Obviously if I don’t know, then I don’t know what I don’t know and so, no, I shouldn’t just
know.

ONE: Well that’s a problem.

TWO: Branching off of what problem?

ONE: What?

TWO: What problem?

ONE: That’s what I was saying.

TWO: What.

ONE: That there is no problem.

TWO: What problem?

ONE: What problem what?

TWO: What problem is there not one of?

ONE: What problem is there not one of?

TWO: Yes.

ONE: What does that mean?

TWO: I could ask you the same thing.

ONE: Could you?

TWO: Yes.

ONE: Would you?

TWO: I don’t know.

ONE: But you just said you could.

TWO: Yes.

ONE: Well, why don’t you?

TWO: Why don’t I?

ONE: Why?

TWO: Why?

ONE: What were we talking about?

TWO: You don’t remember?

ONE: Don’t you?

TWO: Maybe I do and maybe I don’t.

ONE: You don’t.

TWO: I might.

ONE: But you don’t.

TWO: You don’t either.

ONE: I never said that.

TWO: You didn’t have to...

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